#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If you borrow her some cash and when you request for it back she’s like “all the food you have been eating nko?”
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. When after shouting from morning to evening, she ends it with, “after, you people will say I’m shouting”.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If she gets to buy already made gowns for Christmas for you and threatens to return them when you frown because they are too big.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If she goes to the market and start pricing until the seller starts crying.
#youknowYourMumisNigerian: When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like “You want to kill me, abi?”
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When each time she reminds you that she didn’t kill her mother so you will not kill her.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When you ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. When she refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer. Me: O ti re mi (l am tired). Mum: Ota e lo
ma re (It is your enemy that will be tired).
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she says that you can drink the Coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. Me – Gives mom my assignment. Mum – Go and meet your brother. Me – You don’t even know it. Mum – Awon ebi baba e ni olodo (It is your father’s relatives that are dullards.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she prices just one commodity round 3 stores then goes back to the first one to buy. (So annoying).
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she serves a meal not enough for everyone, claims her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When you want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers….by the time you are back she’s gone.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she never stops using these phrases, “YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? IT’S YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING”.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.